Lemon and lime

I was going through some friendster accounts when i bumped into sam milby’s 6 accounts. yeah, the sam milby u know. i have nothing against this guy, i used to be his fan when he was still starting in PBB, and i still am. but my golly, how can he appear on a hotdog package?? seriously! sam makes money by making girls and gays all excited, jittery and horny. but on a hotdog package?? come on!!! all along i thought hotdogs, for that matter, should bear an icon that attracts the attention of kids coz it is its (actual) target market. not until a few weeks ago was i proven wrong. i hypothesize that either sam wants to infiltrate the younger age group to add to his fans club (errr, sam, u also want them to scream ur name in their dreams??), or maybe his real target market are the women and gays! and man, how could he think of competing with that Bibbo kid who dances bibo-ly on the TV commercial? THAT is a hotdog endorsement.

at that moment while standing infront of a fridge inside a supermarket looking at sam’s lit-up face with his Close Up smile, i wasn’t sure if i was laughing at myself for having proven myself wrong on the aforementioned belief or if i was laughing at sam himself! poor guy! i wonder what the moms have to say on this. to satisfy my curious naughty thoughts, i wanted to take out sam from that fridge to check out if it was really him, to give him the benefit of a doubt. but i was scared a friend might see me and tease me on being such a big sam milby fan that i even patronize his hotdog! (i thought that an answer "i am curious if Sam’s hotdog tastes good" will not be suffice.)

I remember asking my friend before what she would do if she comes face to face with sam, coz i said " if i do, i’d be totally star struck that i might just have to kiss him being unable to say anything." but after seeing THE hotdog promotion, i might just have to ask him what on earth was he thinking why he agreed on that project…"coz you know, sam, i am not eating your All-Meat Jumbo hotdog…"