Lemon and lime

Today at the OB-GYNE Ward 

Ivy to Hazel (pointing to a garbage can labeled “Dito po ang
mga Papel at Supot”): Diyan kaya natin i-segregate yung mga Thai na lalake??

Sharon to a patient: Misis, kumusta naman po ang pagtatalik niyo ni Mister? Narereach niyo po ba ang orgasm niyo?

Gab to another female: Ikaw, bakit ka
nakapikit? Eh siya, nakapikit din ba?

For the first time in days, I felt lighthearted even for a
short while. Watch me recover.
Oh yeah,I’m getting there, baby, I’m getting theeeeere…