Lemon and lime

“Mom, nag-top ako! Pero 3^rd…” - Ano daw lola, top pa ba yun?? 

“Don’t feel bad, party lang yan. I’ll come home early, then tawagan kita to keep you
company.” – Awww, sweet. 

“I will make a lot of new friends from now on!”  - Hay,
sa sobrang walang mayayang lumabas kahit kape man lang!

”Ano’ng yosi mo? Wala na ako’ng maitanong, hehehe…“ 

“I missed you. I’m really glad we’re talking again.” – Huh?
We can’t even have a descent conversation. Nalunod na ng biodiesel hekhekhek!

“Oh, you have company with you right now. Sorry if I bothered
you.” – Winner! Ang pinakamalupit na banat ng ayaw ng makipagtext kahit nagreply
nang hindi busy.