Cerebral Decompression. noun: relief of intracranial pressure by taking a jog, gulping few bots of beer and playing stupid
May 28, 2009 by ivy-baby
They said…
“Hindi lahat ng bagay babagay sa’yo. Meron ding panget pero carry lang.”
“It takes one small effort to make you jump off your feet.”
“Take the stairs na lang kasi, hintay ka ng hintay ng elevator. Hindi magbubukas yan!”
Habang kumakain sa food court…
Intern 1 to Intern 2: Pare…
Intern 2: (sinuntok si Intern 1 sa mukha)
Intern 1: (hikbi) kukumustahin lang naman kita… (hikbi)
“Wanna have breakfast, sucker?”
“Saan ba ang Alaminos, malapit sa La Union yun di ba???”
“Namimiss ko na’ng tawa mo. Isang bungisngis na halakhak naman diyan!”
“Oh thanks, I love me too!”
“You know what? You suck! Yeah, you heard me right, you suck!!!!” – Winner ka!